Iβve decided to handle this like a mature adult, Iβm telling your mom. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:π€« When faced with a tricky situation, just remember: nothing says "mature adult" like going straight to the source! ππββοΈπ©βπ¦ Brace yourself… mom's on speed dial! Related Funny Posts π€ Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you. Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration. Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?” Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult? I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting. My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one. Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.