I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

Commentary:
“Looks like 9pm isn’t just bedtime anymore – it’s also the start of the ‘I’m too tired for anything’ zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM”

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