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🤣🔒 “Looks like this gang has a strict ‘No Outsiders’ policy! If you aren’t on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals”
Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
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