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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

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There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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