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94 shares on YouTube this month:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.

78 shares on X this month:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

97 shares on X this month:

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

85 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

29 shares on Threads this month:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

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Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

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Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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