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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.