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- I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.
- Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.
- “Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.
- I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.
- The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.