Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.