Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I donβt like that. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mind blown! πͺβ¨ Who knew every door was practicing levitation this whole time? π Related funny posts π Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service. I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors. I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push. Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.