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"Apparently, even emotions have their limits! 💥🤯 Maybe next time, the empath should dial down the vibes a tad. It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind!" 😆 #EmpathicExplosions

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

55 shares on Discord this month:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

70 shares on X this month:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

95 shares on X this month:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

55 shares on X this month:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

69 shares on Threads this month:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Going bananas on Threads:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Going bananas on WeChat:

If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

Just shared via X:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Seen just now on Slack:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Spotted on Messenger:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

August is technically summer, but spiritually fall.

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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