Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

There are people on TV who are not ruined by fame, but who ruin fame.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

New year update: losing everything but weight.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,270

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Slack:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

Making waves on YouTube:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Making waves on Threads:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Live now on Threads:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Spotted on TikTok:

Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Just shared via Threads:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Just landed via TikTok:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Spotted on Pinterest:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
"Apparently, even emotions have their limits! 💥🤯 Maybe next time, the empath should dial down the vibes a tad. It's all fun and games until someone loses their mind!" 😆 #EmpathicExplosions

, , , , , , ,

Keep the laugh going 😂

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

76 shares on Discord this month:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,600

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Just shared via Facebook:

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Going viral on Reddit:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Making waves on TikTok:

I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴