Killing me softly with his schlong.

Killing me softly with his schlong.

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“Looks like someone’s experiencing a musical interlude of a different kind! 🎶🍆 Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone hits a high note… 😂 #AwkwardlyCatchyTunes”

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