Killing me softly with his schlong. Commentary:"Looks like someone's experiencing a musical interlude of a different kind! 🎶🍆 Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone hits a high note… 😂 #AwkwardlyCatchyTunes" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly. Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me. I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me. I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography. Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.
