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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

An adventure and a dragon would cure me.

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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