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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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