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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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Going bananas on Pinterest:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Going bananas on Discord:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Just landed via Slack:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

Seen just now on X:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Stop dating if you have no car.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Aura is the real business card.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Instagram:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Seen just now on X:

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Just shared via Twitch:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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