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Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

You will give your period 50 acres of prime pad, and it will still choose to encroach on your underwear.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

In banana years, I am bread.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Geopolitics for dudes is like pure sex. Almost like the male mind was built for this.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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Just landed via Slack:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

Just shared via Twitch:

Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

Trending via Snapchat:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Making waves on Telegram:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Making waves on X:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Trending via Facebook:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Making waves on Telegram:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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52 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

92 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

20 shares on Discord this month:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

24 shares on Threads this month:

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Making waves on Discord:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Trending via Facebook:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Just landed via YouTube:

I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Spotted on Twitch:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

Making waves on Twitch:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Just shared via Pinterest:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Making waves on YouTube:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Spotted on WeChat:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Going bananas on Messenger:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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