Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.