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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

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I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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People in their late 20s and early 30s are like “this is my emotional support trip to Japan.”

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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