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I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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50 shades of single.