Listen to the birds, not the news. Commentary:"Because birds won't stress you out with breaking news about worm shortages! 🐦📰😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds. I have friends in high places (birds). A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist. Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression. The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.