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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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