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"Living up to your potential? More like napping up to your potential! 💤 Who needs goals when you've got a cozy duvet and a Netflix queue to conquer? 🛋️😂"

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82 shares on X this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

I love men with a provider fetish.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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