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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

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Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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