Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.