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  • Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?
  • Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.
  • Man, these end times are taking forever.
  • My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.
  • I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.
  • There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.