Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.
  • My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.
  • If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”
  • You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.
  • I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.
  • Is everything expensive or am I just poor?