Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppLook, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck. One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.