Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.