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  • Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”
  • Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.
  • What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?
  • Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.
  • People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.
  • I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.