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I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?