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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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The future is buffering.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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