Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.
  • Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
  • Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.
  • I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.
  • Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?
  • Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they’re the ones who can sign you into a home.