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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!