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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

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I need a break from me.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

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If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

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They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Socialism isn’t wrong because it has compassion. It’s wrong because it doesn’t work.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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The real me comes out at midnight (it’s just me spending money online).

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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