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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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Going to the beach as a feet guy must be insane.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

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Puberty was a hair-raising experience.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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Interrupt my sleep and I’ll interrupt your breathing.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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