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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.