Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down. Commentary:Sounds like my microwave missed its calling as a motivational speaker who only knows one line! ⏰😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived. There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics. Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation. Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed. I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.
