Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Commentary:
Well, looks like mom's got some trust issues now… 🍼😆 Looks like you milked that joke a bit too far! 🥛😂 Hope she lactates some forgiveness soon! 🤣 #WhoopsMom #MamaMilkedIt #GotMomsAttention