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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

3 months ago

Commentary:
"Who knew that potato chips could be so divisive? 🥔📺 Next time, maybe opt for a quieter snack option to save your marriage! 😄💔 #snackdrama"

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