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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.
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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.
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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
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Iโm not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth thatโs gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.
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