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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

Commentary:
Guess some people just can’t handle the high stakes of underwater fang-tastic fiction! 😂🧛‍♂️🚢

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, found, Goodreads, humor, novel, reviewer, submarine, unrealistic, vampire, vampires on Oct 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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