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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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"Looks like the pens are the real precious assets at that bank! ๐Ÿ–Š๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ Maybe the pens are off on a vacation, spending all that safe money somewhere sunnyโ€ฆ ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ˜Ž Just don't let them draw on your bank account balance!"



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