My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the pens are the real precious assets at that bank! 🖊️💰 Maybe the pens are off on a vacation, spending all that safe money somewhere sunny… 🌴😎 Just don't let them draw on your bank account balance!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account. I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.
