My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams. Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.
