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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.