My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup. I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes. Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.