Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.
- You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.
- Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.
- I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.
- The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.
