My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down. My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap. My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.
