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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Trending via WeChat:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Seen just now on Facebook:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

98 shares on Instagram this month:

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

34 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Just shared via TikTok:

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

Going viral on Instagram:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Making waves on Facebook:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Spotted on Telegram:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Spotted on Discord:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Trending via Telegram:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Going viral on Slack:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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