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Ah, the classic military acronym mystery – it's like cracking a code during every conversation! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Maybe next time we can throw in a prize for the most creative acronym guess! 🏆😂

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

27 shares on X this month:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Does anyone know where I can find true love?

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

Spotted on Discord:

I love having plans to cancel.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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