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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.