My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Commentary:
Ah, a true master of efficiency! 👀🧹 Who needs a broom when you have the power of the stare? 😄 Keep sweeping those rooms with style! ✨🏡 #SweepingTakingItToTheNextLevel

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