My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM Commentary:"Who said you can't be productive in just 7 minutes? ππΌ Must be aiming for that world record for quickest workday ever! πβ° #EfficiencyGoals" Related Funny Quotes π€ The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday. My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave. My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things. Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?