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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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"Who said you can't be productive in just 7 minutes? πŸš€πŸ’Ό Must be aiming for that world record for quickest workday ever! πŸ˜‚β° #EfficiencyGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, efficiency, humor, ideal, productivity, short, time, workday on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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