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75 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t understand the phrase “You can’t have your cake and eat it” because if I have cake, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

49 shares on Snapchat this month:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

28 shares on Slack this month:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

25 shares on Threads this month:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Just shared via Threads:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Trending via TikTok:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Spotted on Reddit:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

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Staying weird for my own sanity.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Keep the laugh going 😂

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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