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  • You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
  • The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.
  • I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.
  • She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.
  • My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.
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