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13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

50 shares on YouTube this month:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

67 shares on Discord this month:

There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

29 shares on TikTok this month:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

46 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Just landed via X:

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Making waves on TikTok:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Freshly posted on X:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Trending via Telegram:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Trending via Telegram:

I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Keep the laugh going 😂

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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