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My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, wh…

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, wh…

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"My imaginary child is always entertaining me with deep philosophical questions 🤔👶 #HallucinationOrImagination"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ask, ever, experience, hallucination, humor, i, joke, kid, kids, me, odd, odd question, parenting, question, thing on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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