My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids. Funny Quotes June 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early. My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out. The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.
