My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"My imaginary child is always entertaining me with deep philosophical questions 🤔👶 #HallucinationOrImagination" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide. You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister. Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.