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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.