My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Commentary:
“My imaginary child is always entertaining me with deep philosophical questions 🤔👶 #HallucinationOrImagination”

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