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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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2 months ago

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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2 months ago

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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61 shares on X this month:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

With great power comes a huge electric bill.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

71 shares on X this month:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

Why do birds love going apeshit first thing in the morning?

79 shares on Threads this month:

If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Women are actually very understanding if you’re honest with them, especially if they like you. You don’t even have to do all that lying.

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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Going bananas on Threads:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Breaking via Threads:

Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Live now on Snapchat:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Spotted on Slack:

Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

Trending via Reddit:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Going viral on Messenger:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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