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“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Just landed via Pinterest:

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Breaking via Twitch:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Making waves on TikTok:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Going viral on Twitch:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Seen just now on Slack:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Going viral on X:

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

97 shares on YouTube this month:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

When you’re feeling down, just turn up the music a little louder.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

57 shares on X this month:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Just shared via Pinterest:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

Going bananas on Reddit:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Trending via Reddit:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Spotted on Twitch:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Just shared via Reddit:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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