My mom gave me a coffee mug that says ā€œBe your own kind of beautifulā€ and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says ā€œBe your own kind of beautifulā€ and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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ā€œWell, that’s one way to send a subtle message! šŸ˜‚ Embrace your unique beauty, even if it requires a little extra caffeine to get through the day. ā˜•ļøšŸ’ā€ā™€ļøā€

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