Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.
  • I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.
  • 90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.
  • When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”
  • It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
  • Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.