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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Ad…

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Ad…

Commentary:
"Sounds like your mom's texts are a proper workout for your attention span! 💊💬 Better refill that Adderall, or you might miss out on vital updates like 'Uncle Bob's cat's dental appointment' 😂 #TextsFromMom"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Adderall, communication, humor, i, length, me, message, mom, prescription, read, reading, text, text message on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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