Home Funny Quotes My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

3 months ago

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Looks like your husband quickly learned that being the scapegoat is just another "handy" skill in marriage! 🤭👐 #BlameGameChampion

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