Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Running from your problems is cardio.
  • If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.
  • Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
  • If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.
  • Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”
  • The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.