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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Why do women complain about size but moan when fingered?

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Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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18 shares on Instagram this month:

The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

57 shares on TikTok this month:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite color is money.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

This whole week could have been an email.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

32 shares on X this month:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Tell your dog I said woof woof.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Just landed via X:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Just landed via Instagram:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Shared recently on Reddit:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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