Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”