My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly…

My parents still haven't apologized for making me ugly.

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“Well, maybe they thought they were giving you character instead! 😄 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and in the hands of a skilled makeup artist! 💄💁‍♂️”

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