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  • The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.
  • I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.
  • Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.
  • Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.
  • I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.
  • Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.