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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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If I got $5 every time I thought of you, I would start thinking of you.

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If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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