My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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“If stress was a talent, I’d be dropping hits all day long as ‘2 Stressd’ 🎤😅 Just wait until my next album ‘Anxious Anthems’ hits the charts! 🎶💥 #RapperLife”

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