My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My wallet is empty, just like my soul. Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing. I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite. Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat? Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.
