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The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to skirt the issue.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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