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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Thanksgiving should be called Feaster.

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.