My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Commentary:
"Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟‍♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"

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