Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.
  • Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
  • Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.
  • Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.
  • Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.
  • The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.