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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

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My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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74 shares on YouTube this month:

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

48 shares on Discord this month:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

71 shares on Slack this month:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Spotted on Facebook:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Trending via Pinterest:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Trending via Pinterest:

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

Making waves on X:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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