My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

My sleeping pattern isn't even a pattern anymore. It's a lifestyle.

Commentary:
Ah, the elusive lifestyle of the free-spirited insomniac! 🌙💤 Who needs a pattern anyway when you can rock the trendy ‘sleep whenever, wherever’ way of life? 😂 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the adventure of never knowing when you’ll drift off next! #SleepyButStylish

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