My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t know what’s more fucked: my sleeping pattern, my liver or my bank balance. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on. I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle. Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?
