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  • If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.
  • Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.
  • Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.
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