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Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

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When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Living la vida taco!

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.