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I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.