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Ah-choo! 😈 Beware my sneezes, for they are so powerful that they could summon demons from the depths of the Middle Ages! 👻 Who knew my nasal exorcism skills were so legendary? 🤧 #SneezeGoals #PossessedByDemons

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63 shares on Snapchat this month:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

41 shares on Threads this month:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

68 shares on Twitch this month:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

40 shares on Slack this month:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

36 shares on Discord this month:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

Just landed via Twitch:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Live now on Threads:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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