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My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

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Ah-choo! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Beware my sneezes, for they are so powerful that they could summon demons from the depths of the Middle Ages! ๐Ÿ‘ป Who knew my nasal exorcism skills were so legendary? ๐Ÿคง #SneezeGoals #PossessedByDemons



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