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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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