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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear…

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear…

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When the lecturer calls for the unheard voices, my soul's immediate reaction is to stage a grand escape! 👻💨 It's like a dramatic exit scene from a blockbuster movie – except instead of a hero, it's me dodging that spotlight like a ninja. 😂 #GhostModeActivated

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, body, class, hear, humor, leaving, lecturer, someone, soul, spoken on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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