Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”
- Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
- Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.
- My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.
- I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.