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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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Maybe if I spend another day alone in my room then something life-changing will suddenly happen to me!?

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Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

So much anger in this small little body. I feel like a chihuahua.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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