Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?
  • Imagine the carnage at an IKEA team building event.
  • I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.
  • Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.
  • Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.
  • Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.