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Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

January: the Monday of months.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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429 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,698

Funny Quotes Topics

17,716

Funny Quotes Images

15,698

Updated

Jan 13, 2026

Users Online

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Trending via WeChat:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Breaking via Twitch:

College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

Making waves on YouTube:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Trending via Discord:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and there’s an Olympic medalist there.

Going viral on Snapchat:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Just shared via Facebook:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Making waves on YouTube:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.
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62 shares on Pinterest this month:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

24 shares on WeChat this month:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

50 shares on Threads this month:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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429 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,698

Funny Quotes Topics

17,716

Funny Quotes Images

15,698

Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Making waves on Messenger:

Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Live now on Twitch:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Going viral on Discord:

90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

Spotted on Slack:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Going viral on Facebook:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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