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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.