Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.