Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

Commentary:
“Be cautious of those beaming beings! 😁 Either they’re scheming to sell you a bridge 🌉 or are missing a bulb 💡 in the chandelier upstairs! 💁‍♂️ #BrightSmilesButDimMinds”

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