Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I put the mess in domestic.
  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.
  • They should invent a rest for the wicked.
  • I’m not feeling very worky today.
  • Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?
  • If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.