New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch Related Funny Quotes 🤝 New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts. Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro. If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house. The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home. Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
