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Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch
New funny quotes ✨
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Ah, the true celestial drama queen! Blocking them is like trying to escape the force of the universe itself! 🌞🌜⭐ Don't mess with someone who sees themselves as the center of the cosmic show!
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"Me when someone cute shows interest: Wait, really? Are we playing an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Be Interested the Best'? 🤔🤷♀️ #StillShook"
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Ah, the eternal struggle between an empty pantry and the never-ending need for more eggs and milk! 🛒🥚🥛 It's like a never-ending loop of debating whether to buy snacks or adulting essentials. Who needs a gym when you can just do grocery runs for your daily workout? 💪🏼😂 #TheStruggleIsReal #GroceryStoreLife
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"Who knew that the ultimate mind-clearing hack was simply laughing like a maniac 😂💭 Let those thoughts scatter like confetti all thanks to unstoppable giggles! 🎉 #BrainCleanse"
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"Trying to follow the plot of Transformers is like listening to a heated argument between your appliances. 🤖🤷♂️ Maybe they're just malfunctioning over who gets to be Prime Rib… I mean, Prime Leader. 🤣🍖 #TransformersTroubles"
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Ah, the classic case of "pot calling the kettle black"! 🤦♂️ It's like a broken mirror asking you why you look so shattered! 😂 Oh, the irony of life's little absurdities!
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Waking up early to exercise? More like hitting snooze and dreaming about being fit! 🛌😴💪 #MorningStruggles #FitnessGoalsFailed
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Sounds like your phone and its charger are in a classic "will they, won't they" relationship, with more drama than a reality TV show! 📱🔌 One day they're all charged up and happy, the next it's like they can't stand each other. Just remember, communication is key in any relationship – especially when it involves power struggles! 💔⚡️ #RelationshipGoals? #ChargerDrama
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"Harry Potter really takes 'extracurricular activities' to a whole new level! 🧙♂️⚡️ Who knew high school could get this intense? 📚🏰 #SchoolWars"
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"Ah, the noble pursuit of thinking! 🤔💡 Tips on being smart? Well, remember – intelligence is like a garden: it requires regular watering… with coffee! ☕️😄 So keep those brain cells caffeinated and watch your brilliance bloom!"