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  • Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.
  • The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.
  • God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”
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  • Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.