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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿš— "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" ๐Ÿ˜‚ #COVIDVariantSalesPitch

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged auto, Covid, humor, insurance, joke, new, pandemic, satire, sell, variant, warranty on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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