Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.