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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old w…

No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old w…

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"That kid just invented speed dialing… but in reverse! 😂📞🚀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attention, call, child, distraction, faster, humor, internet, kid, smartphone, technology, watching, YouTube on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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